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That was a good one.
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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

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"...how old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?" ---Saitchel Page as related by Joe Biden when he broke Federal law signed into law by Obama in 2016 outlawing the federal government using the term "negro." A crime he'll probably never be charged with, but Trump would probably have been impeached over.
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The resident "distinguishes" himself daily.
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Had any other condition been better for you than the one in which you are, God would have put you there.

From the Charles Spurgeon sermon "Contentment."

March 25th 1860
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Park your grouch outside the door.-- a sign in Charles Atlas' office.
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I hope he wasn't talking about Mrs. Atlas.
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No one retires and moves north. -sign on a church marquee somewhere in the south.
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Get at least 8 hours of sleep. 9 if you are ugly.

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You must be gorgeous then.
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